Anyone else hear the news reports warning that due to habitat loss polar bears and grizzly bears are interbreeding and thinking that the alarm over that sounds just a wee bit… familiar?

(Image coutesy of Andreas Krappweis) Ohhhh… god forbid the scary brown bears interbreed with your precious white bears! What about the phrenology of bear skulls? Using that to support your claims of the superiority of the polar bear, are you? Get on the right side of history, polar bear enthusiasts, that’s all I have to say.