Don’t talk about laundry. Don’t talk about laundry. You have more to offer the world than the banality of your damn laundry basket.

Do you know I’ve rewashed the same load 3 times now because I keep forgetting to move it to the dryer?

GODDAMMIT WHAT DID I SAY!?!

(And no joke the baby just puked on me and in her own ear {SKILLS.}. My mind is a wasteland of laundry)