The Denver Bunnies in Bed

“Boy, this sure is weird snow, Creampuff.”

“I know, Sweetie Pie! It’s not cold on my paws, or wet… and it tastes TERRIBLE!”

Mom and Dad said: “Bunnies! Stop chewing on the blanket! This isn’t snow, it’s a bed- this is where you’re going to sleep from now on!”

“Uh, wait. Are you telling me I don’t have to sleep outside in the snow anymore?”

“And are you telling me I don’t have to shiver all night long and worry about being eaten by a bobcat or owl any more?”

“Yes bunnies, that is EXACTLY what we’re saying.”

“Hooray! Bunny Rabbit high five!”

“Time to go to sleep then! I think we’re going to like all this “bed” and “blanket” and “pillow” stuff a whole lot!”

“Ummm, bunnies? You’re doing it wrong…”

“Oh. Okay, so it’s supposed to be like this?”

“Nope, I like it better the other way. Good night, Creampuff!”

Creampuff said: “Dude. Not okay.”

“I’ll sleep waaaaay over here, Sweetie Pie, if you are going to sleep like that! Goodnight!”

And the little bunnies slept warm and safe for the first time ever.