There was such a problem with fruit flies  in my office last… let’s say Thursday… that I feel I should have captured them and started experimenting; to do otherwise was really a wasted opportunity. Somewhere, somehow, there should be 10,000 fruit flies with green eyes and a willingness to do my bidding waiting to be born. Next time, my future minions… next time.

(image courtesy of teslacoils)

Did you know the Latin name for fruit flies translates to Dew Loving? Should be Coffee Loving. You damn little f*ckers…