Parenting Lesson #3,452

If you let your toddler play with an old (clean. unused. I'm no monster) dog dish outside she will forever after be picking the one up inside and pouring it out on the floor. Toddlers loving pouring stuff on the floor. I regret my decision.

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Shape

Insert round is a shape joke here. Truth is, I'm not round is a shape. 149lbs for 5'7 is still 9 pounds within the ideal range of 121 to 158lbs. Squeaking by, but good enough for a Liberal Arts diploma, you dig? (I would know, wouldn't I?) Nope. Tell it to my Ukrainian Endocronologist. Who …

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