I am a TOTAL feminist. I am a totally bad feminist. I roll my eyes at pink camo and most pink clothing. Yet I totally SAY everyone can/should/ nay, MUST wear whatever the hell they want. So which is it? That indulging in pink overload is a personal choice or an example of someone blindly … Continue reading The Feminine Mis-Speak
Below is a fairly random collection of oddball beliefs I have. Also. A picture of a squirrel. Lullabies- everyone THINKS that lullabies are for babies to get them to calm down, but I believe they are really for OURSELVES to keep our calm in the face of incessantly crying infants. I mean- I didn't sing … Continue reading Oddball Beliefs
"I have been, and always shall be, your friend."
A few years ago my husband and I drove cross country with our girls to the Smokey Mountains. (The road trip was my favorite part of that trip. The national park was awesome, but Gatlinburg can suck it.) Anyway, we stopped in Memphis the first night- sprung for a swanky hotel downtown, walked to a … Continue reading The Occasional Historical Post
To remember which side of the cardigan to hold your sleeping infant on so she doesn't wake up with button impressions on her face thus making her look like an alien from Star Trek.
The best way to describe parenthood is that you'd walk barefoot down to hell to rescue your child and bring her back up to the surface world- a modern day Demeter, out to rescue her Persephone- if you ever had to. And once you realize that is the depth of your devotion, the fact that … Continue reading Birth. A Stream of Conciousness Love Story