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Month: March 2016

Grown Up Fruit Salad

On 03/30/201612/09/2018 By LaurenIn cooking, HumorLeave a comment

This is not buffet fare. Or potluck fair. This is no salad to wither away next to some forlorn cold pasta salad. This? This is a grown up, voting aged, "Honey, we need to talk about the kids" fruit salad. Griddle pan some chicken, serve next to some rice and lentils and POW! Right in the …

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Random Image Post: Chairs

On 03/27/201612/08/2018 By LaurenIn HumorLeave a comment

Dude, sometimes I don't even know.   "Kids these days... always on their cell phones!" (image by William Stadler) "Welcome to Pew, Settee, Rocker, and Chesterfield. How may I help you?" (Image by Vicky Johnson) "Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." (image by Deafstar) Bet they try to blame this …

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Sautéed Soy Sauce Shrimp

On 03/14/201612/09/2018 By LaurenIn cooking, Humor, recipes2 Comments

Four foxes found five forks fascinating. The turtles thought tiny tremendous theories. Little ladybugs love lit lanterns. And so on. I dig me some alliteration, is what I’m trying to say. So. About the shrimp. I buy wild caught Texas Gulf shrimp, myself. I’m not personally a fan of the frozen, bagged shrimp; but I …

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Why? And How?

On 03/05/201603/05/2016 By LaurenIn Humor, parenthoodLeave a comment

Parenting Mysteries: Why do bibs have tags? Every damn bib has a tag. It's not like we need the laundering instructions or anything- no bib ever should be dry clean only. And they don't list sizes- so, WHY? How do infants toenails get dirty? In her 10 weeks on the planet I've never set this …

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Crapbooking

On 03/02/201612/08/2018 By LaurenIn feminism, Humor1 Comment

Please god tell me the scrapbooking fad is on the way down in society... right? Because for a while there WAY to many women had entire drawers full of different scissors and spent WAY to much time playing with stickers and colored paper.  Plus splaying shit like "Springtastic!!!" over pictures of their own fat ass sitting …

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