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Month: March 2017

A Vow of Cake

On 03/26/201712/08/2018 By LaurenIn childhood, cooking, feminism, Humor, motherhood, parenthood, recipes8 Comments

We had our middle daughter's 8th birthday party yesterday at noon. And so when 10:17am rolled around and my husband and I were in bed and instead of getting up he pulled the covers over his head I was so, so proud of him. And I then enthusiastically joined him under the covers. It's like …

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It was the best of choices, it was the worst of choices…

On 03/21/201712/08/2018 By LaurenIn books, HumorLeave a comment

I can't tell if this was the best tote to have grabbed to take my laptop to jury duty... or the worst one.   (And another literary spoof title. I might make that a thing. I am so very easily amused... Dickens, Harper Lee... it's all fair game.)

Of Lice and Zen

On 03/03/201712/08/2018 By LaurenIn childhood, flowers, Humor, parenthood, plantsLeave a comment

Crap. So yesterday our oldest put her pet mice (named Almond and Honey) on her shoulder and I cracked a joke about "Oh no! You have head-mice!" She laughed. I didn't- because holy hell. When was the last time I checked your head for actual lice?! She didn't have any. Her sister did though. F*****CK! …

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Newsflash

On 03/01/201703/01/2017 By LaurenIn Humor2 Comments

I mopped the floor.   Just wanted to put that out there.

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