So this one time…

So this one time my doctor found a lump in my breast and after my mammogram and breast ultrasound the radiologist's office stamped my credit card receipt with a stamp that said "Have a nice day!" (I was fine, by the way.) I sure as shit hope they have other stamps. "Hey. It'll be okay." or "Sorry … Continue reading So this one time…

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And then sometimes…

I sent this text to my husband and best friend the other day:   Some days I have so much belief in the goodness of our species, and the next day I look down and there is a pile of fingernail clippings on the floor under my chair at the oil change place.     … Continue reading And then sometimes…

Lua’i

It was a normal day. Heading to our niece's birthday party, we were ALMOST there when the toddler started throwing up. Our eight year old was sitting next to her and gagged and puffed out her cheeks and turned towards her older sister. Monty Python came instantly to mind. Screeching halt. Older children pile out of the … Continue reading Lua’i