So as I’ve mentioned before, ad nauseum- we were in Denver recently and will be moving there soon. I travel a lot for work but on this last business trip to Denver I didn’t have to go slowly stir crazy waiting to get home to my family because, wonder of wonders, my husband got to come with me! We were gone for 6 days… and terrible though it is- I forgot to bring my girls’ stuffed animals to write some stories about. So… an origin story is in order for 2 new friends. And let me just say, we drive our oldest INSANE because we won’t tell her where we actually got these toys, we just keep telling her we found them in downtown Denver. (We actually bought them in a Walgreens- happy, kid?) So my husband, Tim Duncan and I make guest appearances here.
The Denver Bunnies
“Life sure is hard out here, living in downtown Denver, isn’t it Sweetie Pie?”
“It sure is, Creampuff. We’re cold all the time. We never know when we’re going to eat next. And it’s so lonely!”
“Well Hello there tiny bunnies! What are your names?”
“I’m Creampuff, sir, and this is my friend Sweetie Pie.”
“It sure does seem like you have a hard life out here, am I right? How would you like to come live with us? I have two beautiful daughters that I know would take good care of you!”
The bunnies didn’t have to think twice.
“Oh can we really?! We’ll be good pets for your daughters, sir- we promise! You’re doing us such a huge favor- is there anything we can do for you in return to show you our thanks?”
The man said: “Now that you mention it, there is: Do you know where we can watch the Spurs basketball game? My wife and I don’t know our way around your city.”
Sweetie Pie thought for a second and then pointed down the street.
“Sure thing, sir. You’re going to go down two blocks (It should take you… oh about 10,000 bunny hops to get there.) Once you get there you’ll want to jump on the huge shuttle monster and go down 6 stops. Then walk past the tasty shrubs we like to chew on till you get to the pine tree we sleep under when it’s warmer. There should be a place to watch basketball around the corner from there.”
“Thanks, Sweetie Pie! Good thing you’re coming with us though, just in case we get lost!”
Then the nice man’s wife picked them up and said:
“It’s a pleasure to meet you, bunnies! Sweetie Pie, I know our oldest daughter Lily will LOVE for you to be her pet. Here, hop in my pocket and warm up! And Creampuff, there is no way our youngest daughter Noelle wouldn’t love to have you! Hop in my other pocket and get cozy!”
The bunnies settled into the pockets- warm for the first time in months. They were going to love this new life!
“So this is basketball, huh, Creampuff?” I like it- look! It’s Tim Duncan- he’s my favorite!”
“Yup. I like it too, Sweetie Pie! Though MY favorite player is that Tony Parker guy.”
Lily and Noelle’s Mom and Dad smiled down at them when the heard what the bunnies had said. They knew they had picked the PERFECT bunnies for their daughters!
So… totally going to make this a regular feature.
Because frankly… blog content gets thin sometimes and I have a ton of these. Because I hope it does some good in the world.