Happy Black Friday! Stay the F*CK at home, All Y’ALL!
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When Life Gives You Lemons…
…you make lemonade.

Got the perfect picture for this one actually- look at my two Meyer’s lemons!
Now, when life gives you explosive 90lb dog diarrhea at 6 am all over the kitchen… the best you can do is say that at least the rest of the day has to all be up from there. Be an optimist about it- yeah!
But the next morning, when you find the dog who got left outside overnight due to not wanting to repeat the explosive diarrhea in kitchen incident killed a possum and judging by how wet it is spent the entire night licking it?

I screamed. A couple of times.
Well in that instance, the only thing you make is the beginnings of a heart attack.

So that was fun. Let’s never do it again.
The Pink Leash and Collar
I worked at Petsmart while in college- an excellent part time job with many memorable experiences.
- Someone STOLE the Cockatoo during work hours… did they put an $1,800 bird under their shirt and just walk out?
- Sandra Bullock came in for dog food one time.
- I fitted a Serval cat for a harness to walk on a leash once- that was the high point of my entire time there.
Tips and Tricks: Dogs with Hot Spots/Skin Allergies
In the 20 years my husband and I have been together we have had two dogs, Jude and Murphy.
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