Recovery Day

So. I just had my tubes tied yesterday… again. Which may I just say, hurts a hell of a lot more than they let on. To be totally honest, I didn’t have my tubes tied this time as much as I had them totally taken out (failed clips and all). “Look at me, I’m so svelte, I just lost 3 oz!” #pleasenomorefuckingbabies

pets

Here are my pets- moral support and enthusiastic participants in a full day in bed next to me. Psst. One of you slackers go pick up that sock.

And I took NO painkillers with codeine this time. I did last time and I felt AWFUL for 3 days. I’m only taking Motrin this time (did after this last birth too) and I feel awesome. What the hell, doctors? Does codeine even work? Or does it just make you high? Is that the point? Because I hate it and it worked way worse for pain control and kept me up at night. #straightarrowstickinthemud

Anyhoo- maybe I’ll catch up on blogging. Or maybe I’ll just drink coffee and eat pineapple. And try not to keep seeing that the scars on my stomach now look like an upside down Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Ugh. Try unseeing that for the rest of your life… #I’mmyownRorchachetest

#whatthehellIhatehashtagswhyamIusingthem

 

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4 thoughts on “Recovery Day

  1. My boys just crawled way the heck up’ TMI yes’ but they are remembering as now reminded of the great Vaz’ of 1981’ and when the sGoat swelled to the size of a Pacific Island verity Coconut; and thus required its own passenger seat on the plane flight home’. But almost got left behind at customs’ until I could explain I was not in fact smuggling exotic fruit into the U.S.’!

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      • You should get a pair of cream suede pants, lay them down somewhere and tell the furry menagerie NOT to sleep on them (which will guarantee they become a pet blanket within the hour), wait for the pants to reach Fur Saturation Point, and then wear them to a dinner party. People will compliment you on your cashmere.

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