Random Word Generator Word Associations

Well there’s a hurricane a-brewin’, so little to do but put containers under the roof leaks, snuggle up in a comforter, and do some literary Rorschach testing thanks to a Random Word generator!

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Failing: Any college class ever before 9am. Next.

Textbook: I only kept my Dutch language textbooks from college- I assume it’s like a rock picked up and kept from the summit of Mt. Kilimanjaro. That’s right, the language that you say “Braun, mine hound es” to say “My dog is brown” was my Kilimanjaro. Classes were not held before 9am. I got a B.

Dip: French Onion

Skill: I don’t want to brag but 90% of the time I can pick the exact number of clothes hangers needed when I’m doing laundry. With great talent comes great responsibility.

Gun: My militaristic cousin took my husband and me to the gun range for my birthday a while back. Sniper accurate might be an exaggeration, but not a gross exaggeration, you dig?  But no guns for me. I’ll stick to big dogs and the knowledge as to how to rip an ear off and shatter knees. I’m a violent pacifist, is what I’m saying.

Death: Jesus Christ Random Word Generator, don’t be a dick. Inevitable, you happy? Also, I’ve been pushed in a grave before. Thanks, weird ass childhood. Next!

Am I skipping some on the Random Word Generator? Sometimes. No one wants to hear me write about “involvement” or “minor.”( My involvement with the French Club was minor, but good enough to get me into UT. There. Shut up.)

Said: My youngest sat on the potty yesterday, looked deep into my eyes, and said “Pssssssssssssssssssssssss.” Pretending to pee.

Quantum: *Typing sounds* So turns out in physics, a quantum is the minimum amount of any physical entity involved in an interaction. So- like my favorite way to exist in social settings? Why are we not using this word more?! Does that mean the James Bond movie is “The Least Amount of Solace?” Turns out maybe.

Incoming: Nothing profound, but I do love when they yell that on war movies. Probably way less fun in real life, though.

Random: Becoming self aware, are we website?

Sentient: Fuck. Let’s go ahead and close that Random Word website and never speak of that terrifying turn of events again.

 

 

 

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  3. ‘Lauren as invasive and witless as I may be at times…’

    ‘Paddles over to Laurens blog upon the wooden lid of a cedar hope chest’ Hoping here that you and your babes and loved ones are safe and well Lauren’ I cannot imagine what the people of Texas and of Florida are going through’… perhaps your absence has been mostly a matter of heart, of sadness’ of anger as would be the expected mood of so many, especially if they went to the local market to retrieve milk for the babes, and the Market was no longer there, or completely empty of foods… As a father of my baby boy, I call him my Baby although he just turned four and is very intelligent, I love him up as much as I can’. (rings out shirt from water and tears welled up.), as a blogger I know it is not proper blogger taboo to become respectfully attached, but care I do’ less my heart be of stone’… …‘please be well and ok my friend… peace… Do what you need too to survive for yourself and little ones’ and if you should come upon a lone stranded Jersey cow’ stranded upon high ground, consider her and blessing’ its not stealing if she too is wishing to survive the Deluge…

    leaves Jackson Browne songs, and lots of hope and prayers for you and your family there Lauren… take care my friend…

    hope to read you later…

    ‘Brock A. Lee.

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    • Not a bit of problem on our end from the hurricane, thankfully. But another loss in the family, unfortunately. Thanks for checking on us though!

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  4. I took the mashing machine apart to theory clean the top of the containment and overflow outer drum. So in trying to grasp the outer sheet metal shell and muscle the two pieces back together, which by theory and upon design schematics, should piece and fit right together in all approach angels are done correctly. Well after Banging and forcing and banging and yelling FUCK! I heard from behind me: Hi daddy! What are you doing? I turned and said Oh Hi Rykie…Oh son, I am fixing the washing machine you know doing the angry Uncle Buck!

    So he goes back out to play along side my wife as she is water the yards. …I get back throwing around this huge major appliance and then’ in walks my wife, and she had my little three year (a five weeks shy of turning four) year old son and she says: Tell Daddy your knew word!

    ‘And the Little boy says with a cute and excited smile upon his face: FUCK!

    My heart sanks, and I cringe and think’ ‘why in the hell didn’t I say ‘Procreate’ instead?’ So after finally getting our little son to understand that it was a word to forget and never to use. I was given a half hour time out in the corner for using a bad word.

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